The Randomist: The Tumblr

Mar 09

abadchris:

So very true. A person’s biggest challenge is his or herself. By getting past the limitations you put on yourself you’ll begin to realize your full potential. Yup.

abadchris:

So very true. A person’s biggest challenge is his or herself. By getting past the limitations you put on yourself you’ll begin to realize your full potential. Yup.

(Source: mechelleinlabyrinth)

Nov 23

Video shows man being punched at Red Line stop amid laughs and taunts -

Spread this video. Help find this motherfcker and his punk friends.

Nov 22

Oct 28

Des Moines food stop #1: Tasty Tacos

Des Moines food stop #1: Tasty Tacos

Oct 26

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Oct 12

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Oct 04

Chicago Lesson #1: Public transportation is always late, never early. You see one show up 5 min before its scheduled and you’re like “sweet!” Nah, that train’s the one that shoulda been here 15 min ago.

Chicago Lesson #1: Public transportation is always late, never early. You see one show up 5 min before its scheduled and you’re like “sweet!” Nah, that train’s the one that shoulda been here 15 min ago.

Sep 25

“worried woman went to her gynecologist and said: ‘Doctor, I have a serious problem and desperately need your help! My baby is not even 1 year old and I’m pregnant again. I don’t want kids so close together. So the doctor said: ‘OK and what do you want me to do?’ She said: ‘I want you to end my pregnancy, and I’m counting on your help with this.’ The doctor thought for a little, and after some silence he said to the lady: ‘I think I have a better solution for your problem. It’s less dangerous for you too.’ She smiled, thinking that the doctor was going to accept her request. Then he continued: ‘You see, in order for you not to have to take care 2 babies at the same time, let’s kill the one in your arms. This way, you could rest some before the other one is born. If we’re going to kill one of them, it doesn’t matter which one it is. There would be no risk for your body if you chose the one in your arms. The lady was horrified and said: ‘No doctor! How terrible! It’s a crime to kill a child! ‘I agree’, the doctor replied. ‘But you seemed to be OK with it, so I thought maybe that was the best solution.’ The doctor smiled, realizing that he had made his point. He convinced the mom that there is no difference in killing a child that’s already been born and one that’s still in the womb. Abortion says I sacrifice the other person for the good of myself.” — random Facebook post

Sep 15

McDonald’s, you make me smile

Ingredients:

Directions:

Order items to go. In a microwavable bowl, place apple pie in center and split in half. Microwave for 15-30 seconds, or to preferred heat level. Empty contents of caramel sundae onto hot apple pie. Top with contents of Fisher nuts and serve. Makes 1 (modest) serving.

Aug 23